Good afternoon! I'm a software engineer at Meta working on scaling and streamlining the storage system for modern (read: rapidly increasing) demands. Before this gig, I went to Berkeley to study Coping and Selling out. My resume should have more relevant info.

I oscillate between my hobbies of cars, photography, skiing, miscellaneous computer stuff, and traveling. As none of these are cheap, I'm proud to say I'm a highly motivated engineer.

I’m a big fan of speaking before I think. To avoid further reputational damage, I have a containment zone for errant words that gets too little traffic to actually matter. You can see a snapshot of what I’m spending my time on now too.